Kappa Watches the 2012 London Olympics Opening Ceremony

Watched the Olympics opening ceremony last night... Now, I've got love for the British peoples, and mad props to them for pulling together such a feat,... but,... the opening ceremony was...ehhh...

If I remember correctly, it began with British actor Daniel Craig (as secret agent 007, James Bond) on his way to Buckingham Palace in order to escort Queen Elizabeth to the opening ceremony. There were two little dogs running around, I didn't get the point of that, and she seemed to ignore his presence the entire time. Upon arriving to Olympic stadium by helicopter the pair then proceeded to parachute to (around the backside) of the stadium, where the queen suddenly appeared INSIDE the stadium and was escorted to her seat. She did not seem to be excited to be there. Where did James Bond go? Back to MI6 I suppose. What happened next seems to me like an LSD fueled nightmare of the sorts.

Don't Spoil the Fun

I come home and my wife has our daughter in one of those battery powered rocking seats, but she has the thing cranked all the way up. I bet that lil' baby was terrified in that thing. It was moving like that one ride that's a viking ship or something. The one that when it gains enough momentum it will do a full loop. I'm glad that didn't happen with the baby seat. She turned the dial down to a lower setting. I wasn't so much concerned with the baby's safety as I was of spoiling a future event. It may make her TOO hard. She may one day be at Carowinds (Six Flags, Magic Mountain, where-the-f**k-ever) and be sitting there on one of their crazy roller coaster rides saying "This ain't shyt, this ride ain't shyt! My rocker when I was a baby was scarier than this?" She'd be a party pooper and no one would want to hang out with her. That means she would be home with us. Shyyyyyyyyyt, I'm trying to get they lil a$$es outta here when they get old enough, not keep 'em around!!!

Frog Ride

It was hot today. I had a couple of errands to run so I go outside to start up the vehicle to get the a/c going before I load up the kids. I happen to take notice as I get the vehicle running that there was a little frog in the part where the door hinges onto the frame. It saw me, pissed itself and scrambled to get to cover. It was a little frog, but big enough to where if it jumped on me I'd do those jerky movements you do to get something like a spider or a creepy insect off of you. I don't know where it was going, but I was not going to try and catch it! I slowly closed the door leaving it slightly ajar in hopes that the frog would make it's escape. I also didn't want to crush it and have to look at frog guts every time I open my door.

Hot Bathroom

The bathroom was so hot. The kids had just taken a bath so it was a mix of steam and summertime heat. I really had to go, so I walked in felt the heat, walked back out. Couldn't hold it anymore so I had to suffer. I felt like that lady in The Help when she was out there using that outside bathroom in that 100 degree weather.