Don't Spoil the Fun

I come home and my wife has our daughter in one of those battery powered rocking seats, but she has the thing cranked all the way up. I bet that lil' baby was terrified in that thing. It was moving like that one ride that's a viking ship or something. The one that when it gains enough momentum it will do a full loop. I'm glad that didn't happen with the baby seat. She turned the dial down to a lower setting. I wasn't so much concerned with the baby's safety as I was of spoiling a future event. It may make her TOO hard. She may one day be at Carowinds (Six Flags, Magic Mountain, where-the-f**k-ever) and be sitting there on one of their crazy roller coaster rides saying "This ain't shyt, this ride ain't shyt! My rocker when I was a baby was scarier than this?" She'd be a party pooper and no one would want to hang out with her. That means she would be home with us. Shyyyyyyyyyt, I'm trying to get they lil a$$es outta here when they get old enough, not keep 'em around!!!